Greetings Edusexuals. Today we will be talking about pussy.

Too vulgar for you?

Too Bad!

THIS IS THE PUSSY REVOLUTION

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED. Well, unless of course it’s on Playboy TV or Skinemax. That would kinda be hot…But I digress.

WOMEN – Did you know you hold the key to war, peace, love, AND a new car??!!!!??

It’s NOT what’s between your legs, it’s what’s between your ears.

AND

What’s between your legs.

But mainly pussy.

Let me tell you about the power of a woman’s vajajay.

For Pussy – Wars have been started, countries have crumbled, and civilizations have ended.

For Dick – you might get two women fighting on the corner talking about

“Stay away from my mine.”

“Naw bitch he is mine.”

“I will always tap that..’

Or any other variation of such non-sense. But really these are from women who do not know the VALUE of what lies between their legs.

Note – this is making a point. Our value is in the totality of who we are, not our sex. However, you have power. Power that a misogynistic, patriarchy of rape culture tries to take away from you (and many times succeeds). This is the power or your No and your Yes. And realizing this society that tries to take that power away from you. Now back to our regularly schedule pussy program

DICK DOES NOT HAVE THE ALL ENCOMPASSING POWER OF PUSSY. And I’ve been dicked down real good in my life (and tongued down for that matter).

Sorry guys

But not even a gold laced, diamond tipped, heroine injected dick can accomplish half the stuff pussy can.

Let’s take a trip down history lane:

The first King of Norway was a guy name Harald. Before he became King he wanted a woman, Gyda. He sent his men over to get her (to be his concubine or wife. Depends on who is telling the story). Gyda said no. Well actually she pretty much said HELL TO THE  NAWL! Then she gave him the condition for her accepting him. If he ruled the whole land. WTF? Did this chick just say if you want some of this pussy then conquer the land.

“Now tell to King Harald these my words. I will only agree to be his lawful wife upon the condition that he shall first, for my sake, subject to himself the whole of Norway, so that he may rule over that kingdom as freely and fully as King Eirik over the Swedish dominions, or King Gorm over Denmark; for only then, methinks, can he be called the king of a people.”

Yup, apparently that’s exactly what she said. And added, I don’t want your fucking ring unless you own THE WHOLE GOT DAMN COUNTRY.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, ladies we have not been asking for the right stuff. I know for damn sure I haven’t.

And guess what?

This fool, Harald, straight conquered a damn country and became THE FIRST King of Norway.

I’ll repeat he conquered the country of Norway and became King. The ONLY ONE (at that time).

ALL FOR PUSSY!!!!!!!

PUSSY MAKES MEN KINGS AND CONQUERORS

Never forget the power of the pussy. We continue this series learning about how pussy can make men murderers and bring about the fall of mankind.

THE PUSSY REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, but it will be blogged about as we continue with  The Pussy Revolution pt2 – The Fall of Man

Be Free, Be Safe, Be Loved

K.D. King