It’s May. You know what that means?
Time to celebrate, its (Inter) National Masturbation Month!!!
I’ve been celebrating so hard, I got a bit of carpel tunnel and well…
You get the point.
For those who celebrate properly, high five. But after, you wash your hands. For those who didn’t or won’t, I implore you to change your mind.
May is (Inter)National Masturbation Month, but really this should be celebrated every month. Don’t let a calendar stop you.
But if you MUST abide by a calendar, Monday’s are masturbation day. Cause really what else what you do? Learn more about masturbation monday, as well as benefits, dispelling myths, and discussing overcoming fears I Touched Myself and I LIKED IT
ALL CAUGHT UP
Now let’s get down and dirty and talk about Masturbation Techniques. BEYOND your fingers, palm, and vibrators. Just like there are various sex positions and techniques so are there various masturbation positions and techniques.
Let’s travel down the road of TMI (Too Much Information). Now I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My vagina is a safe. One that has MANY combinations to open it. But I am very aware of some of the combinations needed to open my safe. So if I ever I run into a partner who is NOT a locksmith, I can guide them. “3 to the left, 7 up, 2 down, now left, right, in, in, out…not that far, tweak the nipple, now in and….YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!” You see what I’m saying.
Know at least a couple of your combinations. Everyone is not a locksmith, but it’sYOUR safe.
Now back to the road of TMI. I’ve always been in touch with her “flower” utilizing the standard vibrators (at this point everyone should have had or used at least a bullet in their life) and fingers. Then one day I decided to use my shower massager.
One yanked out towel rack later and I knew I had found ONE OF the magiccombinations.
And guess what I was with someone at the time and HAPPILY shared the combination. (Just cause you masturbate doesn’t mean you are alone or un-partnered)
But we’ve already discussed the shower massager (at least an honorable mention) in October.
The next “Oh Shit” self love moment came when I utilized response lube while using my fingers as a manual stimulant. Shit, the first time I came before I was ready. I was yelling to myself “no wait, not yet.”
I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s back up. Before I can elaborate and discuss masturbation techniques, we need to first talk about…Foreplay.
Until next time…Be Free, Be Safe, Be Loved,